That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
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Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
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You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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