you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
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That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
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Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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