i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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