This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
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I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
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We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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