Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
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I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
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You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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