I looked at my own cervix.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
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