So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
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they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
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I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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