Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
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its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
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