belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
Buhtt sex?
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
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