I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
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