You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
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