im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
Randomize
