He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
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I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
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I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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