i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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