Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
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