Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
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This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
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i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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