I wanna passion pit in your ass
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
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Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
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and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
Randomize