He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
i now understand why vodka
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Randomize
