it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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