I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
Randomize
