Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
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Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
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Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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