areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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