What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
vagina is talking i cant
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
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she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
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Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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