You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
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He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
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Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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