Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
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