Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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