he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
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you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
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HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
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