Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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