my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
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We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
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I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I'm too high and old for this...
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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