i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
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the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
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My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
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