Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
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