Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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