I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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