I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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