I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
operation harelip BJ is a go
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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