Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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