btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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