Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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