i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
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