I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
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she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
I think I sprained my soul last night
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We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
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