i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
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Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
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Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
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