Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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