I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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