I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
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I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
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Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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