In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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