worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
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He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
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Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
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