Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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