You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
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