She is in my trunk
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
well you can't waste a boner
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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