Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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