Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
i think i have two assholes
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
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no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
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Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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